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I'm voting Democrat


I'm voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.

I'm voting Democrat because when we pull out of Iraq I trust that the bad guys will stop what they're doing because they now think we're good people.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday CAN tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I'm voting Democrat because I want to keep paying to keep all death row inmates alive.

I'm voting Democrat because I want to keep my borders wide open because we don't have enough crime here already.

I'm voting Democrat because our taxes are not high enough.

I'm voting Democrat because I think every person is entitled to FREE education, FREE insurance, FREE food, FREE housing and any other things that I have worked for all my life.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as THEY see fit.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe three or four pointy headed elitist liberals need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would NEVER get their agendas past the voters.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that when the terrorists don't have to hide from us over there, when they come over here I don't want to have any guns in the house to fight them off with.

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

O.K. who's with me? lol

Spazz Maticus wrote:

I'm voting Democrat because I love the fact that I can now marry whatever I want. I've decided to marry my horse.

But the horse has only agreed because he has signed a pre-nuptial agreement. In the event of divorce the horse gets to keep the saddle, stable and daily oats for life.

Spazz Maticus wrote: I've decided to marry my horse.

CrazyCatman wrote:

Spazz Maticus wrote: I've decided to marry my horse.

That is hilarious (if not a little disturbing)

IM A DEMOCRATE (really I am)

Im voting REPUBLICAN because I'm tired of retarded people running this country.

Im voting REPUBLICAN because I say shit that I want to say, and I mean every word of it and dont care if it offends anyone.

Im voting REPUBLICAN because I think everybody needs to drive a pickup truck with a diesel engine that gets at max 10 mpg and blows pitch black smoke in everybodys face down the highway.

Im voting REPUBLICAN because I want off-shore oil drilling to increase 800% on U.S. territory.

Im voting REPUBLICAN because I believe pulling thr troops out would demoralize them.

Im voting REPUBLICAN because...I cant think of anything more to write, so I'm just gonna vote republican.

(I havent been sarcastic one bit either)

Oh i forgot to mention that I'm REPUBLICAN because Universal Healthcare will not work here. I dont know how it works in places like the United Kingdom (they have it dont they). Hobilar...maybe you can put some input into that. Seeing how it is that I havent even seen an interview on TV of someone who lives in a country where there is a health care system set up like that.

Forestry_manDCNR07 wrote: I dont know how it works in places like the United Kingdom (they have it dont they). Hobilar....

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I'm voting Obama, because I think that the USA needs to restore its diplomatic connections to Europe. Hey, come on, it's the West we're talking about. Freedom, democracy, and opportunities for all, plus fancy science