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Fighters vs. Transports

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Fighters vs. Transports

Postby Maximus the Destroyer on Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:15 pm

A couple of A-10's are escorting a C-130 Hercules and their pilots were chatting with the pilot of the transport to pass the time.

Talk fell on the subject of relative merits of their respective aircraft with the fighter pilots holding their planes were better because of their maneuverability, weaponry and the like

The C-130 pilot replied "Yeah? Well I can do a few things in this old girl that you'd only dream about." Naturally, he was challenged to demonstrate. "Just watch," he tells them.

The C-130 continues to fly straight and level, and after several minutes the Herk pilot returns to the air and says, "There! How was that?"

Not having seen anything, the fighter pilots say, "What are you talking about? What did you do?"

He replies, "Well, I got up, stretched my legs, got a cup of coffee, then went back and took a leak."
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Re: Fighters vs. Transports

Postby General Forestry on Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:19 pm

these are some pretty good ones you have posted Max. where do you get them?
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