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Fighters Vs Bombers

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Fighters Vs Bombers

Postby Maximus the Destroyer on Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:12 pm

An F-117 was flying escort with a B-52 and generally making a nuisance of himself by flying rolls around the lumbering old bomber. The message for the B-52 crew was, "Anything you can do, I can do better."

Not to be outdone, the bomber pilot announced that he would rise to the challenge. The B-52 continued its flight, straight and level, however.

Perplexed, the fighter pilot asked, "So? What did you do?"

"We just shut down two engines."
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Re: Fighters Vs Bombers

Postby General Forestry on Wed Jan 14, 2009 10:22 pm

these are some pretty good ones :bravo:
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